The following blog post contains mature subject matter (sexually explicit naughty Christmas tree ornaments) and is suitable for adults only.
Your Christmas Tree wouldn’t be complete without a red and gold “penis ornament” hanging from it.
Don’t want a penis hanging from your tree then how about a vagina? Bethany Culp also makes vagina ornaments.
If you’re just not comfortable with a penis or vagina hanging from your tree, what do you think of a sperm ornament?
Don’t want a penis, vagina or sperm hanging from your tree, then would you consider a set of breast? (Boob Ornaments)
A Santa-themed stud has you on his toy list! Don’t want a stud on your tree? You can choose from a variety of pornaments at Amazon.
Put a pecker on your tree.
Hang a big white boob from your tree.
Don’t want to add naughty pornaments to your tree? Then why not add a Holiday Heinie to your fridge. Available in light, medium and dark colors.
The rubberroom.com also has some naughty pornaments.
What do you think of these Christmas ornaments pornaments?
I’ll stick to the ornaments. I won’t be hanging any pornaments on my tree.
Rose DesRochersRose wears many hats. She's a wife, mother, respite worker, proud shih-tzu owner, blogger, published poet, freelance writer, as well as the owner and administrator of Today's Writing Community and Blogger Talk Blog Community. Feel free to contact her with any questions you may have.Rose DesRochers has 1216 post(s) at Rose DesRochers – World Outside My Window
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Wrote: Dec 15, 2009 at 3:53 am
Pretty cool ornaments. I could see myself sticking some of those on my tree. Maybe next year.
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Rose DesRochers Reply:
December 15th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
I believe ya Sire.
Wrote: Dec 15, 2009 at 7:28 am
I have a not yet 6 year old who asks ENOUGH questions I don’t want to answer yet!
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Rose DesRochers Reply:
December 15th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
Roger. LOL
Wrote: Dec 15, 2009 at 8:21 am
I like
It adds a different dimension to Christmas and come on don’t be so prude 
Rose DesRochers Reply:
December 15th, 2009 at 10:34 am
If I were a prude I wouldn’t even be blogging about naughty ornaments.
Wrote: Dec 15, 2009 at 10:06 am
Oh my! I wonder why Sire hasn’t commented yet, since he sells sex toys & stuff off one of his sites. He’s probably too embarrassed to talk about it! lol
Rose DesRochers Reply:
December 15th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
He did comment Mitch. lol I just hadn’t approved it yet.
Wrote: Dec 15, 2009 at 7:28 pm
What? No Jingle Balls?
BTW – thanks for commenting on my blog!
- Don
PS – Is the Twitter signup below part of Comment Luv or is it a separate plugin?
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Rose DesRochers Reply:
December 15th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
It’s a separate plugin Don.
Rose DesRochers Reply:
December 15th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Sorry no “Jingle Balls” Don. lol
Wrote: Dec 15, 2009 at 9:26 pm
@ Mitch…..I was the first one to comment
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Wrote: Dec 15, 2009 at 9:36 pm
Oh Rose, why did you have to go tell Mitch that for. I would have much preferred him scratching his head wondering how he missed my comment
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Wrote: Dec 15, 2009 at 11:35 pm
I noticed it after I saw the first comment show up in my email, Sire. So I’d have known anyway. Course, you had to get in first, you horny man lol
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Wrote: Dec 15, 2009 at 11:42 pm
Hey it’s not my fault I’m always horny. Must be the Italian blood coursing through my Aussie veins
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Wrote: Dec 15, 2009 at 11:46 pm
Yeah, there’s two things that never should have been mixed lol
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Wrote: Dec 16, 2009 at 4:22 am
This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “the stockings were hung by the chimney with care”…yah after looking at those ormanents all night!
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Rose DesRochers Reply:
December 21st, 2009 at 12:35 am
Thanks for the RT. lol
Wrote: Dec 16, 2009 at 4:29 am
This takes Christmas to a totally different level!
(No, I’m not the creator…different surname)
Wrote: Dec 16, 2009 at 8:02 pm
Wow! I saw that penis hanging there with that hook and I checked hubby to make sure he was okay.
That hurt me a little. And my kids would so tell me I should get the ass magnet. Hmm, that doesn’t sound right. lol
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