“I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no, don’t wear those shoes.”
My daughter loves shoes. If she could afford it she would likely have a pair of shoes to match every outfit she owns. I’ve compiled a list of some really bizarre shoes that I don’t even think she would wear though.
Can you imagine even walking in these shoes?
Source: Karo’s Shoes
Fish Tank Zebra Ski Platform Shoes
Excuse me ma’am! You have a goldfish in your shoe.
Source: pimpcostumes.com
If you get hungry enough you can always eat your shoes.
Source: dadadastudio.eu
Perhaps not as strange as the other shoes, but odd nonetheless. I certainly wouldn’t pay $925.00 or even the sale price of $416.00 for them.
Source: Dior cutout wedge sandals
Jean Charles De Castelbajac’s leopard court shoes come with a tail and whiskers.
If “Jean Charles De Castelbajac’s leopard court shoes” were not strange enough how about these “Giuseppe Zanotti leopard print wedges.” (Shop Amazon for “Giuseppe Zanotti” shoes.)
Source: colette.fr
Ugly or weird? Is that you Chewbacca?
Source: Diana Broussard Tibet goat fur low boots via shoeperwoman.com
Bottle Opener Heels
I’ll never need my hubby to open my cooler again.
Source:Hottopic.com
“Sanuk Women’s Tube Flops Sandals” are leg warmers and flip flop shoes combined. Now why didn’t I think of that. (Ok, my daughter would definitely wear these.)
Move over Crocs, here comes “Vibram Five Finger Shoes.” (My daughter might wear these.)
Source: Amazon
For more really bizarre shoes check out “The Virtual Shoe Museum.”
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8 responses so far ↓
Wrote: Nov 23, 2009 at 11:30 pm
I like the zebra print shoes. The others are pretty scary
Rose DesRochers Reply:
November 23rd, 2009 at 11:34 pm
You’ll want this “pimp hat” to go with them.
Wrote: Nov 24, 2009 at 1:28 am
As a bloke I can see great potential for the bottle opener heels. Heck, I reckon most Aussie males would buy one for the woman in their life, and make sure they wore it out to the pub.
Wrote: Nov 24, 2009 at 3:38 am
I actually kind of liked the red heart shoes. I would probably wear them for about 5 minutes before kicking them off and threatening to burn them though!
The legwarmer/flip flop reminded me of the legwarmers my girls and I wear when we go horseback riding in the late fall, winter and early spring. They hook to the bottom of your feet and go all the way up to lower thigh. Not sure I understand the logic behind legwarmers and flip flops though…
Wrote: Nov 24, 2009 at 10:15 am
Haha so funny, I love them all, but would probably not wear any of them;)
Wrote: Nov 25, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Those heart-heeled shoes? I don’t think you’re supposed to walk in them.
Wrote: Jan 11, 2010 at 7:52 am
You cute girl, Want to have pickled pigs feet and cold beer tonight? If you decide to date me- please wear heart heels!
Rose DesRochers Reply:
January 11th, 2010 at 2:33 pm
Thanks I’ll pass! My husband might like to join you for pickled pigs feet and cold beer. Let me go ask him. I’ll tell him to wear the heart heels.