It’s Halloween. You’re out with your friends hitting some of the local clubs. You see a woman with flowing long blonde hair. You whistle at her. She turns around and long and behold she is not a she at all. She is a he with Double D’s wearing one of his wife’s maternity dresses.

This is a true story that happened 15 years ago. My husband dressed up for Halloween as a woman. It was so funny that I wish I had a picture to show you.

Why not dress up like a woman this Halloween.

If you have no clue on how to dress as a woman for Halloween allow me to give you some tips on dressing as a woman for Halloween.

First you need breast. You could either borrow a bra and stuff it with socks or you can purchase a set of fake boobs. You can purchase the “Adult Silicon Envy Shirt” for $14.99 from Amazon. At the time of this post Amazon only has two left in stock, so head over there, make your purchase and then return here to continue reading.

I’ll wait until you return!

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Next, shave your legs! I’m joking! Purchase a pair of panty hose or stockings. (Maybe mantyhose?)

Get a pair of woman’s shoes. My husband has big feet, so he had a problem finding shoes to fit. If you have never walked in high heels I recommend wearing flats. Check out your local opportunity shop or borrow a pair from your sister, girlfriend, wife etc

Clothes make the man woman. Don’t forget the dress. Try on a few outfits and see what fits.

Next comes the makeup. Pick up some at your local dollar store or again ask a female you know to borrow some of theirs.

How do you apply makeup? I knew you were going to ask that. Check out this video. “How to apply makeup.”

Get a wig. The “Lolita Wig” natural red wig is an affordable wig, unless you had your heart set on being a brunette like me. If that is the case then you’ll want the “Long Brunette Model Wig” from Amazon. (Hurry they only have 4 left.)

Don’t forget the jewelry. This too can be purchased at a dollar store. Borrow a pair of clip on ear rings from Grandma.

If you really want to feel like a woman you can purchase a pair of manties. I’m joking. I don’t think you should take things that far.

Before you get dressed for the night watch “Tootsie” or “Mrs Doubtfire.”

Reminder: Don’t forget to shave unless you are going out as the bearded lady.

You can also check out one of these “sexy woman Halloween costumes” from Amazon.

Have you ever dressed as the opposite sex for Halloween?