I’m a huge fan of wine. I enjoy a glass sometimes in the evening after my bath. Today, I learned that a South Australia company has named a wine after me.

Ok, so the wine wasn’t named after me, but it is very fitting to my mood on certain days.

If you thought Bitch was an odd named for a wine, check out “Fat Bastard Wine” from fatbastardwine.com.

“Fat bastard is a French wine produced and distributed by a British and French partnership.”

Doesn’t really compare to a “Cat’s Pee on a Gooseberry Bush.”

It doesn’t sound very appetizing.

For my husband’s uncle they have “Old Farts Wine” Too bad he isn’t a wine drinker. ( Great for an over the hill birthday party gag gift. oldfartwine.com)

Anyone else have any they’d like to share?