I was looking through my log files on Google Analtics yesterday and I noticed some strange key phrases that people are using to find this blog. Because, I’m such a nice person I thought that I would answer some of my visitors questions.
Can a stuffy nose spread by kissing?
Colds are definitely “catchable” by kissing.
Do they make pads for men?
Humanicare makes disposable pads for men.
Does the think it over doll pee?
The baby think it over infant simulator does not pee, but you do have to change her diaper when she cries. You wear a key attached to a hospital bracelet on your wrist that simulates feeding, bathing, diaper-changing and comforting.
Had a throat swab and now it hurts.
Gargle with some salt and water.
I want my husband to wear panties.
Have you told him this?
My son flushed his underwear down the toilet, what should i do?
Call a plumber.
What happen on this day 28th may 1969?
I was born.
Should my husband be upset if ugly photos are put on facebook?
Would you like an ugly picture of you put on Facebook?
Why does diet soda cause weight gain?
Studies suggest that the artificial sweeteners found in diet sodas cause body weight gain.
“Are you ok” during sex?
That’s kind of a personal question don’t you think. My husband thinks I’m great.
Are there virtual online fashion games?
One very popular game that I know of is my virtual model.
I want blonde hair, but I’m brunette.
Hair dye has been around forever. You should try it.
I flushed my keys down the toilet.
Sucks to be you.
How do I shower with a maxi pad?
You do realize that you don’t wear your pad in the shower.
Have any of you noticed some strange search phrases showing up for your blog?
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5 responses so far ↓
Wrote: Feb 9, 2009 at 9:31 am
Some of those are hilarious! Is it really? I can’t seem to find any interesting ones in mine. Where to search for them?
Wrote: Feb 9, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Hi Rose. I often take a spin through my site’s log files just to get a better sense of what brings visitors my way. Most of the time, I’m quite amused – and I do my best to use the resulting knowledge to better structure future blog entries to further drive traffic to my blog.
But sometimes, I see some search terms in theere that absolutely turn my stomach. It’s truly frightening to see how some people think. Or don’t, as the case may be. Thankfully the good folks far outweigh the scary ones!
Wrote: Feb 9, 2009 at 3:15 pm
I’m with Ching. I once saw (quite by accident) my list of keywords. I had no idea what they were and deleted the link. Is there a way to find out what mine are/was?
Wrote: Feb 10, 2009 at 9:33 am
I can’t find phrases in mine either, but I do enjoy reading the ones you get and your responses.
Wrote: Feb 14, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Oh Rose these are some searches you’ve got here! Yes Rose you are a nice person which is one of the reasons I love your blog so much, plus the trivia I get from you, I swear your blog’s helped make my brain bigger!
Anyhoo, wanted to surf by and wish you a happy Valentine’s Day – If anyone deserves a day of love and pampering it’s you.
Lots of mushiness,
Hazel.