I thought that I would have a look at Google analytics and some of the strange terms that are bringing people to my blog. There were some interesting findings.
What are some thing that begin with the letter t?
Tabby, tea, ten, Thursday, two, Tom, Tim, tired, toddler, turtledove.
Now, say that five times fast.
I’m building a monument to your cock.
Why thank you! That is very nice of you, but I don’t have a penis.
Can you hear me mp4?
No, turn it up.
How far should a man pee?
I don’t know! How far can you pee?
Is it wrong to say I love you during sex?
Not at all. Decide for yourself what to say during sex with the full flowchart: Things to Say During Sex
My wife returned with permed frosted hair.
I take it that you don’t like it? Well you won’t find the answers here.
Why would I smell a skunk outside my home?
Because there is one outside your house, duh!
Why do I like masturbating outside?
Because you have serious issues. Get help!
Why are there balls in my dryer?
Because your wife put them in there.
What do I do when I see a coyote?
Back away slowly then get the heck out of there.
What does a woman say during sex?
Yes ahh ohh yes
I’m so helpful!
Rose DesRochersRose wears many hats. She's a wife, mother, respite worker, proud shih-tzu owner, blogger, published poet, freelance writer, as well as the owner and administrator of Today's Writing Community and Blogger Talk Blog Community. Feel free to contact her with any questions you may have.Rose DesRochers has 1114 post(s) at Rose DesRochers – World Outside My Window
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Wrote: Sep 10, 2008 at 10:17 am
Rose,
It is good to see you back posting a little more frequently. I hope things are going well with you.
Now about search terms. They never cease to amaze me. What are some of these people thinking of, lol?
I think it is interesting that I have very few people who ever find my blog via search terms and and only 1 in 20 check out more than one page so I don’t guess I’m missing much. I’m not surprised though. I wouldn’t expect many search visitors.
Baker
Wrote: Sep 10, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Like, Baker, I hope things have turned around for you, and going well.
I enjoy when you post the terms that people have used to find your blog, it’s always a good laugh.
Wrote: Sep 10, 2008 at 8:43 pm
These are some of my favorite posts!
Hope all is if not well, then at least better for you now.
Wrote: Sep 12, 2008 at 10:10 am
ha ha ha ha ha ha I just googled can u hear me mp4!!!!!