Going through Google Analytics, I couldn’t believe some of the questions being typed into Google that brought people here to my blog. I thought I would share some of them with you.
Is it appropriate to send a email rose to someone you hardly know?
Well it’s fine with me, but I would prefer money. (Hint- Hint)
Are there deadbeat mothers?
Moms can be deadbeats too.
How do I have cleaner sex?
Have sex in the shower.
What’s another way to spell bitch?
A few names come to mind.
Does your husband wear panties?
No he wears thongs. (I’m so joking.) No, my husband does not wear panties, so you just go visit someone else’s blog with your sick fantasies.
Greeting I hope you get better, take care.
Thank you, but I’m not sick.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
You don’t say?
Why do girls have a vagina?
Well you see…………When God made little girls, He made them out of lace. He found out he didn’t have enough so He left a little space.
What does a dryer do?
It drys your clothes.
What company made my window?
How should I know?
I am sure you have looked through your logs and spotted the odd, strange, weird search term or phrase.
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7 responses so far ↓
Wrote: Jul 10, 2008 at 8:08 am
Wrote: Jul 10, 2008 at 8:15 am
Those are pretty cool. I don’t have nearly so many posts on my blog so I don’t get too many of those that make the the odd search connection to my blog. I’m sure they will increase over time. Most of my content has a pretty low hit rate on searches.
I did give one of my posts a rather scandalous (lol) title recently just to see what would happen. Sure enough I got some traffic, but it made me laugh thinking what they must have said when their search landed them on my page. Oddly enough a couple of them stayed around and checked out some other pages it seems.
Wrote: Jul 11, 2008 at 1:24 pm
The phrases typed in Google for search, how does one check her blog to see what phrases where used ?
Marie
Wrote: Jul 12, 2008 at 5:13 am
This post caused me to go to my Google Analytics page and check out what was used to find my blog. But like those new fancy dancy electronic gizmos, the analytics page overwhelms me. Too much going on so I only look at the basics. I don’t have a clue how to use the damn thing. It’s probably a good thing I can be happy just sitting around and drooling.
Wrote: Jul 12, 2008 at 12:04 pm
What is the “Google Analytics page?”.
Thanks for the coming answer.
Marie
Wrote: Jul 12, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Marie, it’s google.com/analytics. I’ll write a post on “How to Add Google Analytics to Your Blogger Blog.”
Wrote: Jul 12, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Thanks Rose, that’s so sweet of you to write an explanation for it.
Looking forward to read it.
Marie