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Bizarre Search Queries

June 1st, 2008 by Rose DesRochers · 5 Comments

Google Analytics tells you what keywords are leading visitors to your blog. Let me tell you, some people have found this blog through some very interesting search engine queries.

The search terms and phrases leading visitors here are in bold.

I would like to change a law.

Wouldn’t we all. What law are you looking to change?

Can a teacher get fired for posting on a blog?

I have not heard of any cases where a teacher has been fired for simply having a blog. Start posting lewd comments on a blog and you might just be standing in the unemployment line. (Teacher fired for lewd comments.)

Thank you all for your prayers.

You are very welcome.

What do men where menstrual pad for?

Men with urinary problems have been known to wear maxi pads.

The biggest loser desrochers.

I don’t know about other DesRochers, but this one is not a loser.

I’ll be waiting in anticipation.

Don’t wait too long. She won’t be coming home with you tonight or any night.

What makes your day?

A kiss or a kind gesture always makes my day.

Where can i buy panties for my husband?

manties.com

How do I find a mail order husband?

You might be able to get a mail order catalog from mailorderhusbands.net

I’m looking for women with a penis.

Well don’t look here. I’m not a hermaphrodite.

Do you know any blog sites for bullying?

You’re the man now dog. You’re really big behind that monitor and keyboard. I bet you feel ten feet tall.

Rose (Sex therapist?)

What are the benefits of having sex?

Sex has been known to reduce the risk of heart disease. It also been found that sex can help you lose weight. I haven’t melted off any lbs yet, but I’m still trying.

I want some dog sex today.

Whatever floats your boat. But that’s just sick. Why don’t you get a blow up doll and leave rover alone.

Can you believe a masturbate-a-thon?


Why would they lie? By the way, you just missed the 2008 masturbate-a-thon. Well, there is always next year.

Does a one time sexual encounter gives aid?

You could get aids from even one sexual encounter.

Do guys ever masturbate for women?

Have you not heard of mutual masturbation?

Masturbation in old age

Masturbation goes right throughout old age. I read somewhere that for men, masturbation is good for the prostate.

Can puberty cause weight gain

Weight gain is part of puberty.

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5 responses so far ↓

  • Seamus
    Wrote: Jun 1, 2008 at 6:01 pm

    Makes one wonder what they are really looking for when they ask those questions!

  • Erin
    Wrote: Jun 2, 2008 at 12:09 am

    There was a teacher somewhere in the States who got fired for posting about her work in her blog. Nothing lewd or wrong, just about her job as a teacher. I think she fought it, but I’m really not sure. Some schools are really sticky about blogging about work.

  • Sy
    Wrote: Jun 2, 2008 at 1:15 am

    A masturbate-a-thon? Isn’t that also known as “A male’s whole life” in most other circles?

  • Tina
    Wrote: Jun 4, 2008 at 7:44 am

    Some of those are pretty far out and funny.

  • Bob
    Wrote: Jun 7, 2008 at 9:52 am

    :lol: