Every now and then I go through my Google Analtics logs to see the recent keyword activity for this blog. According to Google Analytics people have found their way to this blog by searching for some strange keywords and phrases via Google.
I’m grateful for Rose Desrochers.
Why thank you. Come out of lurking and tell me who you are.
Is Willie Nelson dead?
No, he is not dead. He just turned 75.
I’m looking for poetry for deadbeat dads.
There is no poetry here for deadbeat dads, but I could write you a poem.
Why does my husband wear panties?
Isn’t that a question you should be asking him not coming to my blog to find out.
What if you fart during sex?
No big deal!
What blogs should I comment on?
This one and all those blogs in my sidebar under top commenter’s.
Where can I buy a hello kitty vibrator?
You can purchase one from lovehoney.co.uk.
Information about Rose Derochers.
My last name is spelled DesRochers and what kind of information are you looking for?
Will whiskey help strep?
It might help it, but it won’t cure it.
Find me jeans.
Try mejeans.com
What are some funny cures for sick stomach?
I don’t know about funny cures, but if you are feeling nauseated you can try eating saltine crackers to ease the nausea.
How do I stop being an overprotective mom?
When you find out the answer to that question will you come back here and let me know?
What kind of sunglasses does Joe Satriani wear?
I did a quick Google search for you and Joe usually wears Oakley Eye Jacket sunglasses.
Why do men pee outside?
Good question, I wonder if my male readership would care to answer that.
Recently I gave my blogging friend Sy over at The Wheel is Turning, but the Hamster is Dead some search results for him to abuse. Be sure to check it out. You were searching for what?
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12 responses so far ↓
Wrote: May 11, 2008 at 4:22 am
We pee outside as we are scared of closed spaces with holes full of water that we dont know where they go. Or “Toilets” or whatever they are called. And the call of nature is as strong as the call to a beer garden on a hot summers afternoon. For me anyway.
Wrote: May 11, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Thanks for your explanation Sy. I was thinking it was because women are always in the restroom when a man needs to go?
Wrote: May 12, 2008 at 4:59 am
That is a reason why some houses have more then 1! Because sometimes we just have to go in there. I am thinking of adding more to my house so in a few years when little one is here and gets to spend hours doing whatever the hell it is you women do in there, I will have one too. I called call it “The Man Room” and then they wont go in there!
Wrote: May 12, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Men pee outside because we can! It may be the single biological thing men have it over women (women are stronger, smarter, and fairer, among many other attributes). And yes, some women I know can pee outside, but it’s more work.
Wrote: May 13, 2008 at 10:06 am
*LOL* I loved how you presented and answered these weird terms!
Wrote: May 13, 2008 at 11:06 pm
Wrote: May 14, 2008 at 2:59 pm
he he he! Every now and then I get some strange combinations myself. What is very strange is that the bounce rate tends to be lower than usual for such search terms.
Wrote: May 17, 2008 at 5:00 pm
OH wow, between your own interesting blog, and the articulate comments from your thousands of readers—-I am kinda sitting here glassy-eyed, so many new terms Analytics??, bounce rate??—Key word activity——so much to learn——ahh to answer the blog question—knda obvious, —its just damn convienent, and saves time.—-and if you live in the city, its kinda a cheap thrill)
Wrote: May 18, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Well I’d have to say I disagree with your advice about farting during sex, it’s not so simple. Is it a loud fart? Probably funny and no big deal, but if it’s silent but deadly it can really kill the mood.
Wrote: May 18, 2008 at 12:17 pm
Well I guess if you are comfortable with your partner you don’t let things like smelly farts kill the mood. lol
Wrote: May 21, 2008 at 1:16 am
Haha, this is great! You should make this a regular section on your blog if it isn’t already. I haven’t been blogging for that long, but I’ve already noticed a lot of really weird search terms that lead people to me. But, hey, whatever gets ‘em reading my stuff, right?
Wrote: May 21, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Brent for you it now is.