Shower breasts? Your bathroom wouldn’t be complete without a Shower Breasts Lotion Dispenser. To dispense, simply squeeze. These breasts are a perfect gift for Father’s Day or Grandpa’s birthday.
So how many of you men already own a Shower Breasts Soap Dispenser? Come on, fess up!

(Via Amazon Shower Breasts)
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7 responses so far ↓
Wrote: Mar 31, 2008 at 10:57 am
“These breasts are a perfect gift for Father’s Day or Grandpa’s birthday.” Oh, yuck!
And you wonder why you get those bizarro e-mails…
Wrote: Mar 31, 2008 at 12:38 pm
I’d like a pair of those. But do they come in a smaller size? Way too big.
Wrote: Mar 31, 2008 at 5:49 pm
I don’t think I would ever leave the shower without a big smile on my face. I am sure there is a dispenser for women too, so I could get a “His and Hers Genital Soap Dispenser” set for the bathroom!
Wrote: Mar 31, 2008 at 10:47 pm
No thanks. Don’t need — nor want — anything like that.
(more strange search terms anticipated down the road)
Wrote: Apr 3, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Okay, Amazon is selling used ones also. Now, that I don’t think I could handle.
Wrote: Apr 10, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Well what will they think of next..lol
Wrote: May 1, 2008 at 1:43 pm
I think giving my father a pile of dog cr@p would have the same effect. Amazon is selling this? Ouch. Ok, maybe for young guys, but for a father?