Today I heard about a strange product called “Subtle Butt Fart Pads.” They are manufactured by a company called The Pond Inc. What they are is disposable patches for your underwear that neutralize the oder of farts.
They come in package of five and retail for $9.95. Purchase your Subtle Butt pads from Garmentguard.com today and eliminate the odor of farts. Now you can eat as much Chili as you want. Check out the demonstration video of “Subtle Butt at Cyber Media Zone.” Too funny!
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8 responses so far ↓
Mike Goad
// Feb 28, 2008 at 1:58 am
I eat as much chili as I want to anyway. Karen made a pot on Monday — enough to take to work for lunch the rest of the week.
No-one has complained…, yet.
Sy
// Feb 28, 2008 at 3:05 am
The more I think about that woman wearing a G String, the more the breakfast I just had is considering re-inventing itself as a floor decoration.
Blake
// Feb 28, 2008 at 7:32 pm
Wow, that’s about all I can say. I wonder how much R&D money went into these fart pads. I’m also curious as to what these people say when asked, “So what do you do?”
Rose DesRochers
// Feb 29, 2008 at 12:43 am
Sy, that is sooo gross.
Blake there is also a company that makes a chair pad that absorbs gas odor.
Mike that is good. If they start then you know what to do.
Steve Reichard
// Feb 29, 2008 at 1:31 am
lol what will they think of next
Digital Frenzy
// Feb 29, 2008 at 6:57 pm
I can always rely on your blog to read about weird products and news.
Bob
// Mar 2, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Is this true? , can’t tell by the video, how do you find this stuff, made my day
Rose DesRochers
// Mar 2, 2008 at 8:38 pm
Bob, yes it is true. You can purchase them from Garmentguard.com
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