You’ve got spam

I’m getting a lot of email lately with the same message. I must get five to ten of these emails a day. Of course they all come with different email subject headings and from different girls, but the message is always the same. She’s bored tonight and when she’s not bored, she’s tired. Whether she’s bored or tired, she’ll send me pictures if I reply.

Some of the subject lines the email comes under are:

• You told me that you would reply back
• Long time, no talk
• Your profile
• I saw your pic
• I’d like to show you my pic

An example of one of the emails is below:

Hello! I am tired today. I am nice girl that would like to chat with you. Email me at (I’m a nice girl - scam ) only, because I am using my friend’s email to write this. Wanna see some pictures of me?

Sorry, but I don’t swing that way. I’m sure you’re a nice girl and that model’s pic that you lifted off some website and want to send me may please the gullible guy who buys into your scam letters, but I send trash where it should go. That’s the trash can!

You’ve just got to love spam!

What are your favorite spam emails?