Five Things Never to Say to a Pregnant Lady
It’s been a long time since I was pregnant, but I remember it so well. There are certain things you should never say to a pregnant woman.
What Not to Say to a Pregnant Woman
- Are your ankles supposed to be that big?
- You’re still hungry?
- I think you’re bigger this pregnancy.
- Those stretch marks will go away, right?
- Wow, (insert name here) looks great for having two kids.
These things might be funny to us, but they are not to a pregnant woman.
My wife is pregnant
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”
“Is this her first child?” the doctor queries.
“No, you idiot!” the man shouts. “This is her husband!”
I hope you enjoyed this bit of pregnancy humor.
What do you suggest not saying to a pregnant lady?
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10 responses so far ↓
Wrote: Sep 24, 2007 at 12:46 am
How about asking her, “Are you pregnant with twins, or just gained a lot of weight?”
Wrote: Sep 24, 2007 at 9:33 pm
That one is a no no Grace. lol
Wrote: Sep 24, 2007 at 9:52 pm
Oh, and the worst is asking a woman who’s NOT pregnant “So when’s that baby due?”
Ian
Wrote: Sep 25, 2007 at 12:08 am
And my answer would of course be I’m not pregnant, I am just really constipated and when I have the little bundle of joy I’m going to name him after you.
Wrote: Sep 25, 2007 at 9:02 am
lol @ Ian! I was going to say that!
Surely there is nothing worse you can say than that?
Wrote: Sep 25, 2007 at 6:08 pm
Matt that along with Yes that dress does make you look fat.
Wrote: Sep 25, 2007 at 11:42 pm
Lol good humor my friend:) ((HUGS))
Wrote: Sep 26, 2007 at 12:42 pm
You guys are funny!
Wrote: Sep 28, 2007 at 2:33 pm
Rose,
Love your funny answer about that “little bundle of joy”. LOL
Wrote: Sep 29, 2007 at 5:28 pm
Marie, Steve & Viola- Thank you!