Summertime means spending quality time with the family. Are you planning a Summer Vacation?

If you’re planning a trip to Spain on July 3rd, why not let off some steam? According to Yahoo news, “A Spanish hotel chain is looking for stressed guests who will be allowed to let off steam next week by smashing the interior of a central Madrid hotel as part of its refurbishment.”

If you plan on traveling to Rome this summer be sure not to bath naked in the historic Barcaccia fountain at the foot of Rome’s Spanish Steps. It may just get you arrested.

Skinny dipper seized at tourism icon

However, if you are traveling to Spain you may want to take part in ‘the Tomatina.’ The festival is held the last Wednesday of August and it is basically a town-wide tomato fight.

La Tomatina, World’s Largest Tomato Fight

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Looks like fun!

If you are on Cornwall beaches in late summer you may just see the fleet of 29,000 rubber ducks that are set to wash up on Britain’s shores.

Rubber Duck Invasion

The 29,000 plastic yellow ducks broke free from a cargo ship 15 years ago. Curtis Ebbesmeyer, an oceanographer has devoted his retirement to tracking the little yellow ducks and their friends.

If you’ve visiting Delcambre, Louisiana this Summer pull up those pants, because it is now a crime to wear pants that show your underwear. I guess that means no thong flashing in Louisiana.

If you are a visitors to Gatwick Airport, you may just be greeted by a giant silhouette of a naked pole dancer. The advertisement is nearly invisible from the ground, but can be seen from air.

Pole Dancer Causes Stir

If you’re Visiting China, don’t forget to visit the Chinese penis sculpture. We want photos. I wonder if the penis is large enough for Google Earth to pick up?

If you are visiting Germany this Summer please be on the lookout for rabid squirrels. Last week a squirrel went on the rampage in Germany and attacked several people before it was killed by a pensioner.

I hope that you’ve enjoyed reading this vacation humor post. You never know what you may find on this blog. If you spot any weird or out-of-this-world traveling news, be sure to let me know.

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