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Vortex Vibrations- Vacuum Cleaner Sex Toy

June 27th, 2007 by Rose DesRochers · 6 Comments

This blog post is rated pg-13. Parents Strongly Cautioned. Material may be inappropriate for children under 13.

A new gadget just for women. You won’t believe this. It gives an entire new meaning to vacuuming.

Vacuum cleaner vibratorFaster, better, longer orgasms – from your vacuum cleaner or your money back!

Joanne Drysdale, a US 49 year old mother-of-three has invented a sex toy that connects to a vacuum cleaner to give an orgasm in just ten seconds.

The website suggests using a small hand held vacuum of 600 watt or less.

I don’t know about you – but I’m laughing here. As if things couldn’t get any funnier, play the promo video below.

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I’m not knocking those ladies who are vacuuming their way to a better orgasm, but I find this rather humorous. Don’t you?

Source: Vacuum Screamer

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6 responses so far ↓

  • Merriam Burke
    Wrote: Jun 28, 2007 at 2:14 am

    Rose,

    Is this strictly for women? After all what is good for the gander, is good for the goose. Oh, I know the correct way of saying it is “what is good for the goose, is good for the gander.” I just couldn’t help myself!!! However, I wonder if it is too dangerous for men to use?

    Anyone want to touch this with a ten foot poll? Good one Rose and very funny. I am blushing just typing this!!!!

    Merriam :lol:

  • Ian
    Wrote: Jun 28, 2007 at 7:54 am

    Yeah, fine, if you want your Fallopian tubes hanging out to your knees. Sheesh. Weirdness.

    But just the same…now I’m all curious…

    Ian

  • Rose DesRochers
    Wrote: Jun 28, 2007 at 1:09 pm

    Vortex Vibrations is designed to stimulate women‛s sensitive zones Merriam, but seeing how Ian here is all curious maybe he’ll test the product out and let you know if it works on men. :twisted:

  • Ken
    Wrote: Jul 1, 2007 at 2:11 pm

    I wonder how she came up with this product? Wait a minute…I don’t think I want to know. :lol:

  • khlari
    Wrote: Jul 2, 2007 at 9:44 am

    I’m just waiting for the intersting scenes in Accident and Emergency when it malfunctions….

  • Rose DesRochers
    Wrote: Jul 3, 2007 at 12:27 am

    Khlari…. ROFL!

    Ken, You sure you don’t want me to tell you? lol