Last week I covered thirteen sexual phobias. Two weeks prior I covered the health benefits of sex, and two weeks prior to that I covered thirteen sex facts. I have yet to list thirteen things not to say during sex. This weeks for my Thursday thirteen I bring you just that. Please note that this is adult humor and is not suitable reading material for a younger audiance.
Things Not to Say During Sex
- Are you almost done?
- Hunny did you lock the door?
- You’re done already?
- Try not to mess up my hair will you?
- I feel a headache coming on.
- Hunny, have you put on some weight?
- Again? I’m tired.
- Is it in yet?
- Stop, I gotta pee.
- Are you ok?
- Hurry up before the kids get home.
- Did you fart?
- Was it good for you?
Please feel free to add one of your own in the comment section.
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22 responses so far ↓
Wrote: May 3, 2007 at 12:13 am
Hysterical!
I am sure I have said #9. We’re coming up on our eleventh anniversary.
And, #13…let’s just say it’s the closure right after I say, “I love you!”
Wrote: May 3, 2007 at 12:25 am
Wrote: May 3, 2007 at 12:54 am
Oh my..you have a pimples in ur xxxx .
Wrote: May 3, 2007 at 12:56 am
Number 12 made me laugh out loud! I’ve been married too long.
Wrote: May 3, 2007 at 1:05 am
I dropped my emery board, can you grab it?
Wrote: May 3, 2007 at 4:05 am
Baby starts crying, we start later….
Wrote: May 3, 2007 at 4:36 am
It’s too early in the a.m. to think of a new one, but your list is funny on its own
Wrote: May 3, 2007 at 7:02 am
‘Is it in yet?’ is such a classic! Yawning is also bad but since you don’t have to say anything to do it I guess it doesn’t belong on the list.
Wrote: May 3, 2007 at 7:09 am
Hahaha! These are great ..
Thank you for stopping by, and Happy TT!
Wrote: May 3, 2007 at 7:28 am
Just add one more……
Thank God it is over……
Wrote: May 3, 2007 at 7:39 am
“Oh, [insert wrong name here]!”
Ian
Wrote: May 3, 2007 at 11:59 am
This is hilarious and what makes it even more funny is that anyone who has been married a while will relate to at least a few of these.
Am I right?
Wrote: May 3, 2007 at 2:13 pm
Your TT reminds me that people probably say more inappropriate things during sex than at any other time.A lover named Scott actually ran his finger down my spine and said, “You look better with all that weight.” Hard to believe we couldn’t make it work, huh?
Wrote: May 3, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Don’t make up silly songs about sex or laugh either.
Great fun list.
Wrote: May 3, 2007 at 6:11 pm
I know you’re not suppose to say them, but guilty, guilty. Thanks for the smile.
Wrote: May 3, 2007 at 9:45 pm
I’m lucky or just good. I have never heard any of those comments before during sex.
Wrote: May 4, 2007 at 12:56 am
You know, we really need to repaint the ceiling.
Wrote: May 8, 2007 at 12:30 am
LOL very entertaining list my friend:)
Wrote: May 22, 2007 at 4:56 pm
hey they are all awesome but you need to add one…..
can i take a nap i had a really long day at the spa…
Wrote: Feb 16, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Whats that Smell?
What time is it?
*looks at watch*
The best one
WTF IS THAT?!
Lol thankx for the list. Very funny
Wrote: Jul 25, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Get deeper, my ex could do it better than you!!!
Wrote: Nov 5, 2008 at 8:08 pm
just use your finger its bigger