Well you didn’t start your Monday off here with a laugh, but I hope that you will end your Monday with a chuckle.
I apologize that this was not up sooner, but I had to take my daughter to a doctor’s appointment. How fitting that this weeks Funny Monday theme is medical.
A Nurse Practitioner was examining his patient who happened to be hard of hearing. He put his stethoscope to her chest and said, “Big breaths.” The woman replied, “Yes, they used to be bigger!”
Jerry is recovering from day surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.
“I’m ok but I didn’t like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery,” he answered.
“What did he say,” asked the nurse.
“OOPS!”
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Wrote: Mar 19, 2007 at 10:52 pm
Hehe, those are pretty funny. I’ve got a few funny medical things from when I was a corpsman in the navy, but I don’t think I can mention those here!
Wrote: Mar 20, 2007 at 12:13 am
Those were good! I’ve posted a few on my blog too!
God bless,
Tammy
Wrote: Mar 20, 2007 at 5:01 am
I love medical humor!
A friend got me this book with funny doctors notes, straight out of patient records… it’s amazing what doctors write! LOL
I’m not big on political humor, though…
Wrote: Mar 20, 2007 at 8:09 am
who doesn’t need a little laugh on a monday.
Wrote: Mar 20, 2007 at 11:29 am
Pretty funny, Rose!
When I was a little girl in Germany, I had my appendix taken out when I woke up in the middle of the surgery. All I remember is, this big Mama type nurse slapped my face pretty hard, and I went back under. To this day, I have to laugh at that. My kids love that story.