The Newspaper Clipping: Rude Awakening
March 12th, 2007 by Rose DesRochers · 17 Comments
Men got a rude awakening when they purchased what they thought was K-Y jelly from a Canadian website.

Ok this did not really happen, but it would be funny as heck if it did or maybe Shawn and I just have a warped sense of humor.
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17 responses so far ↓
Wrote: Mar 12, 2007 at 6:06 pm
Nice one..lol I have the same sense of humor as you and Shawn then:) I will have to try that generator too..lol
Wrote: Mar 12, 2007 at 6:45 pm
That’s too funny.
Wrote: Mar 12, 2007 at 6:50 pm
Haha! that is hilarious! I’ll have to play around with that one.
Wrote: Mar 12, 2007 at 7:13 pm
Lool… well, I’m sure it would be funny to the wives of those poor guys, LOL.
Wrote: Mar 12, 2007 at 11:38 pm
Hehe. You almost caught me but I paused and wondered, “is THAT how they spell it in Canadian?”
Last I checked, it was mastUrbation. Maybe I orta go check again…
Ian
Wrote: Mar 13, 2007 at 12:02 am
Now Ian, was that a Canadian dig? You don’t have a problem ith us Canucks do you? I edited the title.:mrgreen: Ok so I can’t spell. Masterbation, masturbation – ugg. It is one of those common misspelled words.
Wrote: Mar 13, 2007 at 1:30 am
Men have to learn the hard way not to scratch or adjust themselves after applying vicks or ben gay.
Not a pleasant sensation.
Funny article!
Wrote: Mar 13, 2007 at 9:32 am
I’d place good money that this actually did happen somewhere.
Wrote: Mar 13, 2007 at 11:55 am
You are not the only two with a warped sense of humor. . . I fell for it ’til I saw Shawn’s name. . .
Wrote: Mar 13, 2007 at 4:19 pm
“she wondered why her husband was screaming from the computer room “my balls are on fire”… BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!:lol:
Ok, I have a warped sense of humor and sure needed this laugh. Thanks Rose.
Wrote: Mar 13, 2007 at 6:29 pm
lol. Very funny
Wrote: Mar 13, 2007 at 8:15 pm
Stu, we thought so.
Chris, I am glad I made you laugh.
Marcia, Shawn was rubbing deep heat rub on my back the other night and we got discussing prank ideas for the rub. lol I made the newspaper and sent it to Shawn as a joke.
Carmen it may have. lol
Hammer, I hope that you are not talking from experience?
Wrote: Mar 13, 2007 at 9:09 pm
Actually, some of my best friends are Canadian, and I can quote at length from almost any Kids in the Hall routine, which I think gives me some leeway.
Ian
Wrote: Mar 14, 2007 at 6:31 am
I actually know someone who used NAIR, yep, not a nice scene after.:roll:
Wrote: Mar 18, 2007 at 4:48 pm
I am “Blogger of the year”: Thanks for this great generator.
Wrote: Mar 18, 2007 at 5:59 pm
Congrats Adam. lol
Wrote: Mar 18, 2007 at 6:00 pm
Lylah I don’t imagine that it would be.