Welcome to weird and wacky Wednesday, where I share news of the weird, wacky and bizarre with you my loyal readers.

I don’t know about you, but I don’t need music to get in the mood.

Start sex on the right key with musical condoms

“HONG KONG, Saturday,Reuters) - Forget chocolates or roses this Valentine’s Day — a gift of musical condoms is bound to be more entertaining. Hong Kong’s Ondo Creation, which makes designer condoms, hopes its Idom sheathes will put a more romantic spin on safe sex — and reduce the risk of a slap on the face that a pack of six might elicit among some conservative Asians. The Idom itself doesn’t sing — but the mint, strawberry, chocolate and banana flavored condoms come in an attractive package with a music CD to get you in the mood for love.”

Hire Judy for all your household cleaning needs.

Escaped Chimpanzee Raids Fridge, Does A Little Housework

“An escaped chimpanzee at the Little Rock Zoo in Arkansas raided a kitchen cupboard and did a little cleaning with a toilet brush before sedatives knocked her out on top of a refrigerator.”

That’s some bird. Be sure to watch the video.

Dunking parakeet becomes web video star

“Teaching a parakeet to putt is no tap-in. Ask David Cota, who spent months training his Indian ringneck parakeet A.J. to use a tiny putter to sink putts on a miniature green, making the 5-inch tall bird an Internet video star.”

If you ask me this is just stupid.

Wife Goes Into Early Labor So Husband Can Watch Football

“Nine months pregnant and married to a fervent Bears fan with tickets to Sunday’s NFC Championship game, Colleen Pavelka didn’t want to risk going into labor during the game against the New Orleans Saints. Due to give birth on Monday, Pavelka’s doctor told her Friday she could induce labor early. She opted for the Friday delivery.”

Well that’s it for this weeks weird and wacky news. I hope that you enjoyed this week’s headlines. Get your daily fix of offbeat, bizarre and wacky news here each Wednesday.