This weeks theme is blondes. I bring you three blond jokes this Monday morning.
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A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert.
The brunette says, “I brought some water so we don’t get dehydrated.” The redhead says, “I brought some suntan lotion so we don’t get sunburned.” Then the blonde says I brought a car door.” The other girls say, “Why did you bring that?” Then the blonde says, “So I can roll down the window if it gets hot.
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?” To which she replied, “There certainly is!” My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings? A: Tell them a joke on Friday night.
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11 responses so far ↓
Wrote: Jan 22, 2007 at 2:45 am
Great jokes
Wrote: Jan 22, 2007 at 5:40 am
Mine’s up, and that’s me divorced….
Wrote: Jan 22, 2007 at 8:21 am
They were funny. Unfortunately I only have a book review up as my Monday post.
Wrote: Jan 22, 2007 at 12:00 pm
Mine is up now!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wrote: Jan 22, 2007 at 12:58 pm
Ha! Love the “You’ve Got Mail” one…
Wrote: Jan 22, 2007 at 1:32 pm
Red glad that you enjoyed the jokes.
Chris you’re going to be singing “where am I gonna live when I get home” if you are not careful.
karmicjay , thanks for visiting and it is never too late to take part.
Claire, thank you for taking part each Monday.
Ryan yah that is a good one. lol
Wrote: Jan 22, 2007 at 2:48 pm
heh! “You’ve Got Mail”
I’m finally up!
Wrote: Jan 22, 2007 at 3:40 pm
They are so funny.
Wrote: Jan 22, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Those are funny!
Wrote: Jan 22, 2007 at 8:35 pm
Rose you have won a prize! check out my blog.
(dont get excited please!)
Wrote: Oct 8, 2007 at 4:25 am
PERFECT FOR A MONDAY MORNING @ WORK.VERY FUNNY!!!:lol::lol: