Well we are half way through the week and now for something to help you over the hump. Please be warned that today’s news stories are not for the easily offended and the content may not be suitable for minors or even some adults.
Here is something to make you gentleman go ouch.
“Grabbing a scalpel, he sliced off the penis in front of shocked nursing staff, and then placed it on the operating table where he chopped it into small pieces before storming out of the operating theatre at Bucharest hospital.”
There is going to be a large number of European men walking around with big breast, oh wait it is to make their wives’ breast grow. Well isn’t that shallow. Maybe those women should purchase their husbands this product.
“European men are flocking to Bulgaria to buy ‘breast-boosting beer’ after EU accession led to customs duties on the drink being abolished.”
Now that is what I call getting caught with your pants down.
“Tired of being poor, Willever drank a fifth of rum and decided to rob the store. He was drunk enough not to realize that his pants had fallen down, exposing his bottom to cameras that eventually fed the surveillance to TV shows across the country.”
Have a great rest of the week and I’ll be back neck week with more news of the bizarre, weird and wacky.
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8 responses so far ↓
Claire
// Jan 17, 2007 at 6:14 pm
Lol! i love the bare bottom bandit.:lol:
Seamus
// Jan 17, 2007 at 6:21 pm
Methinks they are making too light of said removal - stressed or not, WTF was this doc thinking??? …and we just dice it like this…
David
// Jan 17, 2007 at 6:36 pm
eeeooouuuchhh.. the thought itself is bad enough..
The surveillence cam watchers must have wondered what it was for a brief to actually realise that it was his back
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Rose DesRochers
// Jan 17, 2007 at 6:39 pm
Seamus I have no idea. That poor guy got more than he bargained for.
Claure, that is what will call making an arse of ones- self.
krystyna
// Jan 17, 2007 at 7:07 pm
Hi Rose!
Really poor bandit, but he got a big advertise.
Best to you!
karmicjay
// Jan 17, 2007 at 9:42 pm
LOL.. loved them all. The men better stay away from the breast enhancing beer lest they need a manssiere or underwired support!
Ryan
// Jan 18, 2007 at 4:36 am
lol… bare bottomed bandit.. thats great..
Hart
// Jan 18, 2007 at 2:06 pm
I’m sorry, I don’t know if I should laugh out loud to be sympathetic… naah, I rather not be anything that ends with “pathetic” - so here it goes:
hahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha!
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