My son is learning to cook. The other night he made spaghetti for dinner. Well it appears that I have two children who think they are very funny.
I was taking a bite of my spaghetti and my son replied “Mom don’t take another bite that hamburgers pink.” Botulism? That is not funny! Ok, maybe it was a little funny. Just a thought. “I should of made him wear it.”
Speaking of spaghetti, I have a joke for you.
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. “But how will I let you know the baby is born?” she asked. He replied, Just send me a postcard and write “spaghetti” on the back. I’ll take care of expenses.” Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.
Six months went by and then one day the doctor’s wife called him at the office and said “Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don’t understand what it means.” The doctor said “Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you.”
If you liked this post, why not buy me a coffee?Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read “Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti-Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.”
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10 responses so far ↓
Wrote: Jan 16, 2007 at 2:37 pm
Your son is quite humorous.
Hey, what are all the icons on your blog about?
Wrote: Jan 16, 2007 at 2:39 pm
Happy week Rose!
Wrote: Jan 16, 2007 at 2:51 pm
I have to tell you, I missed lunch today and that spaghetti looks VERY good to me right now, lol. I love the stuff!
Wrote: Jan 16, 2007 at 3:01 pm
Well pink is a nice colour. Hope you survived the meal.
xx
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Wrote: Jan 16, 2007 at 4:24 pm
Pink, I survived the meal and lived to tell it about it. It was rather good.
Dariana, I like all pasta.
Seamus , I hope it is.
egan , I have no idea where he gets it from.:wink: Email me and I’ll fill you in about the icons.
Wrote: Jan 16, 2007 at 6:37 pm
Love the joke! I needed a laugh right now, my dad will like that one!
Wrote: Jan 16, 2007 at 6:38 pm
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Wrote: Jan 16, 2007 at 7:11 pm
Email you eh? Are you playing hard to get? I’m only messing with you. Bring on the emoticons!
Wrote: Jan 16, 2007 at 7:58 pm
Martin glad I was able to make you laugh.:lol:
David, the joke or my son’s cooking?:wink:
Egan, now what did I do with that post on Blog Comment Etiquette. Hmmmm ! I sent you an email now back to the spaghetti.
Wrote: Jan 17, 2007 at 8:36 am
Very good!