Well we have all heard the reasons why chocolate is better than sex, therefore I think I’ll change my news topics from sex to chocolate. I’m not sure that I agree chocolate is better than sex, you know me being a nymphomaniac and all. I’m sorry; I couldn’t help myself.
In 2004, a woman had a grilled cheese sandwich for auction on Ebay, which she claimed showed the Virgin Mary. Now workers at a candy factory have discovered a piece of chocolate formed in what they feel is a strange likeness of the Virgin Mary.
I don’t believe it. Chocolate that looks like the Virgin Mary? I think that those people have been working at the candy factory too long. Having seen the picture, I personally don’t think it resembles the Virgin Mary. What do you think?
Workers discover chocolate Virgin Mary
In other news, a man nearly drowned in 70-Gallons of chocolate. I know that some of you ladies are thinking, what a way to go. I bet he won’t be eating chocolate for some time. I’m glad to hear that he’s ok.
Other Chocolate related news:
THE HAGUE (AFP) - Police at Amsterdam’s Schiphol airport has released a warning for hallucinogenic dark chocolate bars after a homeless man ate one and confused their uniforms with wedding dresses. Read More
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6 responses so far ↓
bill
// Aug 19, 2006 at 4:51 pm
Chocolate better than sex? x_x
wtfnothanks!
and omg shroom chocolate bars xD That’s crazy. If I did dugs I would probably get more excited and try to get one. Since I don’t I just laugh and think it’s funny. =) The whole police uniform/wedding dress thing. xD
Erin
// Aug 19, 2006 at 8:09 pm
Um, there’s no way chocolate is better than sex, and I’m a chocolate addict! Guess I just got lucky when I met my hubby - or maybe all those people that prefer chocolate to sex are just doing it wrong.
That chocolate thing looks more like a bird to me, like a hawk, on a stump, from behind. But then, I don’t really believe in the religious stuff much.
I actually just came by to thank you for your comments on Poetic Acceptance. I am continually amazed by how many people I’ve run into that have lost a child to a congenital heart defects. It’s what keeps me motivated in my AHA fundraising, and my incessant blathering about CHDs
Merriam
// Aug 26, 2006 at 6:47 pm
HUMMMMMM! Sex verses Chocolate. Now Rose, this is getting way out of hand here!!!! However this is an interesting and definitely thought provoking subject. From my perspective here is how I see this question. With one you can loose weight and the other you gain weight! Now you know what I have been up to lately, because I am not loosing weight!!!
Merriam
nina
// Aug 27, 2006 at 12:20 am
chocolate is better than sex…
beepbeepitsme
// Sep 4, 2006 at 11:11 pm
The Virgin Mary and the Baby Jesus Appear On A Potato.
Rose
// Sep 5, 2006 at 1:00 am
I do not see the Virgin Mary or the Baby Jesus in that Potato. Some people!
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