Sex! Now that I have your attention, I was reading about a woman in Germany who telephoned police on Wednesday to complain her husband was not fulfilling his sexual obligations.
Hmm, maybe she should attend Europe’s first “Masturbate-a-thon,” which takes place today. Men and women will be pleasuring themselves for charity- what will they think of next?
I guess sex really does sell. There are rules, as listed on the official 2006 Masturbate-A-Thon site.
Rules? Why of course!
• 1. No touching other participants.
• 2. No faking Orgasams! Do not waste our time. If you have an orgasm we are happy for you, but this is not our goal.
• 3. No Drugs or Alcohol, and No Smoking.
• 4. DO NOT Exchange Sex Toys.
Prizes will be also awarded to those who have the most orgasms and to those who can masturbate the longest – the current record, according to the organizers, is eight-and-a-half hours. I wonder if his arm got tired?
The organizers of the event claim the objective of Masturbate-a-thon is to encourage people to ‘explore safe sex’ and ‘talk about masturbation and lift the taboos that still surround the subject. Masturbate-a-thon will also be filmed as a documentary and then broadcast in the UK later this year.
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Wrote: Aug 5, 2006 at 1:43 pm
I think his arm would have been tired. I can manage a couple of hours, but after that I lose interest. I guess marathon is right – not everyone can run one …
Wrote: Aug 5, 2006 at 2:37 pm
Well what will they think of next and yeah interesting rules to go on this Masterbate-a-thon day..lol 8 and a half hours, eh yeah his arm probably fell off..lol
Wrote: Aug 5, 2006 at 3:45 pm
I wonder if the record holder is a man or a woman.What will they think of next ?
Wrote: Aug 5, 2006 at 4:58 pm
Hundreds of people are expected to gather for the event. British Police will be on hand (no pun intended) to maintain order.
Wrote: Aug 5, 2006 at 7:35 pm
lets clap and give him a “handjob” HA HA HA
Wrote: Aug 5, 2006 at 11:48 pm
ROTFLMAO!!!! I needed a good laugh!!!
Wrote: Aug 6, 2006 at 1:04 am
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Wrote: Aug 7, 2006 at 3:43 am
And that ladies and gents is why I don’t have TV in the house any more… actually it’s not but it reminds me just how dull British TV is. (aside from Doctor Who).
Wrote: Aug 7, 2006 at 8:37 am
Is this a really charity or just a way for some to add to their private collection of porn movies?
Wrote: Aug 8, 2006 at 11:10 am
This is a touchy subject. Can’t believe they are trying to palm this off as real news.
Wrote: Aug 8, 2006 at 3:51 pm
OH MY GOD…… guys, whatever happened to privacy !!!!
(im not sounding like a priest here)
D
Wrote: Aug 9, 2006 at 12:09 pm
[...] Daniel Gardner, a heterosexual, had achieved the European record in the UK’s first-ever ‘Masturbate-a-thon‘ which took place on Saturday. More than 150 people ranging in age from 20 to 50 + turned up to pleasure themselves for charity. One woman claimed she had 49 orgasms in Saturday’s event. [...]
Wrote: Aug 10, 2006 at 12:04 am
Sorry I took so long to reply to everyones comment. I moderate bloggertalk, assistant admin Invision Graphics and run Today’s Woman in addition to being a mom, I’m busy-busy!
Anyway,
David you don’t sound like a priest. I for one think that there are many other ways to gain money for charity. The US held this same event. Alan, I couldn’t tell you but according to news the winner of Europe’s first “Masturbate-a-thon” is a male.
Nina, no thank you!
Daisy I think that you re laughing enough in the forums. LOL
Stu I can’t believe they taped it for TV.
Matt I too don’t have cable TV for that very reason.
Bob - Palm it off- OMG ROFL
Wrote: Aug 17, 2006 at 1:19 am
Everytime you masterbate God kills a kitten. I guess they were not thinking of the poor kittens.
Wrote: Aug 17, 2006 at 1:23 am
So Daniel Gardner was the Uk champ? Are they going to give him a prize? I wonder what type of trophy you can make for that..lol
Steve
Wrote: Aug 17, 2006 at 1:36 am
Arrogant LOL
Steve, a Penis Trophy of course. LOL