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• Lindsay // Aug 1, 2006 at 4:43 pm

  john became a porn star seriously? that is halarious, i had no idea! lol!

• Slim // Aug 1, 2006 at 8:48 pm

  LMFAO @ Penis news!!!! Especially the last one!!! OMG, so funny. They had a guy in Ripley’s Believe it or Not who had his “happy place” chopped off in a tragic accident. And his doctor suggested replacing it with one of his fingers LOL.

• Rose // Aug 1, 2006 at 11:43 pm

  Slim, I’ll have more Penis news for you. LOL

  Lindsay, he sure did!

• Invader_Stu // Aug 3, 2006 at 1:56 am

  Do you know Wee is Scottish for small? Some men might think you are trying to say some thing if you by them a Wee Willie Warmer. Hehe.

  I can’t find the original link but I once read that a man was made an honorary Darwin Award winner (an award usually given to people who died through idiotic acts) after an encounter at a bowling ally. After joking with friends about the bowling ball shining machine he put his own balls (testicales, not bowling) into the machine to shine them and as a result had them ripped off.

• bill // Aug 3, 2006 at 6:16 am

  I read these when you first posted them and could have sworn that I commented.

  Where the heck do you find this stuff? I need to start scavenging news feeds more often. Yahoo news just doesn’t cut it.

  That Willy Warmer made me spit out the milk and cereal I was eating cause I laughed so hard when I saw it.

  ps. being bizzare is great. anyone who tells you otherwise is just a git!

• Bob! // Aug 3, 2006 at 10:40 am

  You can laugh Bill, I actually have one of these. SOme one thought it be funny to give me one for my birthday once. I wouldn’t have minded but the damn thing fitted

• Rose // Aug 3, 2006 at 11:57 am

  Stu, well if the Wee Willie Warmer fits and ouch to the man that used a bowling ball shining machine. ROFL

  Bill google Weird Wacky News.

   

   

   He’ll get the milk off your monitor.

  Poor Bob.

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