» I choked on an ipod because I’m cool like that. by Rose DesRochers

I choked on an ipod because I’m cool like that.

July 16th, 2006 by Rose DesRochers · 20 Comments

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I was reading So a Blonde walks into a blog and found a fun thing to share here.

Without further adieu, here is “I choked on an ipod because I’m cool like that and because I’m NOT a homosexual.’

Find out what your insane sentence will be and share it with me in the comments section:

Pick the month you were born:

January–I kicked
February–I loved
March–I smoked
April–I punched
May–I choked on
June–I murdered
July–I did the Macarena with
August–I had lunch with
September–I danced with
October–I sang to
November–I yelled at
December–I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1——-a birdbath
2——-a monster
3——-a phone
4——-a fork
5——-a Mexican
6——-a gangster
7——-my cell phone
8——-my dog
9——-my best friends’ boyfriend
10——-my neighbor
11——-my science teacher
12——-a banana
13——-a fireman
14——-a stuffed animal
15——-a goat
16——-a pickle
17——-your mom
18——-a spoon
19——-myself
20——-a baseball bat
21——-a ninja
22——-Chuck Norris
23——-a noodle
24——-a squirrel
25——-a football player
26——-the moon
27——-my brother
28——-an ipod
29——-a permanent marker
30——-a llama
31——-A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White———-because I’m cool like that

Black———–because that’s how I roll.

Pink————because I’m NOT a homosexual.

Red————because the voices told me to.

Blue———–because I’m sexy and I do what I want

Green———because I hate myself.

Purple———because I’m cool

Gray———-because I was drunk

Yellow——–because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Orange——-because I hate my family.

Brown——–because I was high.

Other——-because I’m a ninja.

None——–because I cant control myself.
Rose DesRochers

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20 responses so far ↓

Shawn // Jul 16, 2006 at 4:42 pm

LOL.. this was pretty cute Rose, I got the following:

I punched a monster because I cant control myself

Humm, sounds like me, just punch something becuase I felt like it lol..
Miss Pink // Jul 16, 2006 at 4:43 pm

I did the Macarena with a Mexican because the voices told me to.
Digital Frenzy // Jul 16, 2006 at 4:45 pm

I kicked myself because I was drunk.

Hey wait, I’m only 12. I guess I was drunk on root beer. LOL
Desiree // Jul 16, 2006 at 4:56 pm

Rose,
This was too cute.

This is what I got.

I smoked a fireman because im a ninja.
bill // Jul 16, 2006 at 6:47 pm

I ran over my cell phone because I was drunk

xD
Rose // Jul 16, 2006 at 7:34 pm

Bill, at first I thought you were serious. LOL

Des, that’s so unlike you.

Dragon, lay off that root beer.

Miss Pink stop listening to the voices unless they tell you to clean your room.:)
Elizabeth // Jul 16, 2006 at 8:18 pm

I danced with a baseball bat because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars!
Penny // Jul 16, 2006 at 10:47 pm

I murdered a gangster because I’m cool like that.

Hmmm, wonder what method I used?
Steve Reichard // Jul 16, 2006 at 10:48 pm

here’s mine..lol

I punched a football player because I’m cool like that
Daisy Bell Clover // Jul 16, 2006 at 11:52 pm

I ran over a goat because I was drunk.

ROTFLMAO!!!!
Lord Matt // Jul 17, 2006 at 10:08 am

I danced with a noodle because that’s how I roll.

All these poeple wearing gray!
ABlondeBlogger // Jul 17, 2006 at 12:11 pm

Wasn’t that fun?!! I loved this one!
Rose // Jul 17, 2006 at 1:38 pm

It sure was blonde.
JMom // Jul 18, 2006 at 10:31 am

This is fun!

I had lunch with my dog because I’m sexy and I do what I want
Deirdre // Aug 1, 2006 at 5:19 pm

I loved my dog because that’s how I roll. It kind of fits!

This was really funny. Mind if I share it with some friends?

Deirdre
Faye // Aug 1, 2006 at 7:48 pm

I smoked a homeless guy because that’s how I roll.

One thing’s for sure, you can bet I’m rolling..ROFLMBO!
That sentence is just plain wrong on so many levels. Brings to mind my brothers’ “deep” conversation while they sat drinking Coronas and smoking cigars in the hot-tub as they discussed the flavor of their cigars..too funny!
Ray (indulger2005) // Aug 13, 2006 at 2:46 pm

I choked on a football player, because I am sexey, and I do what I want.

No kidding 05/25 and I am wearing a blue t-shirt.

See even my birthday knows….somethings you just can’t run away from
well anyway
Hazel // Aug 3, 2007 at 10:51 am

I yelled at a Banana cuz i’m cool like that!
:lol::lol::lol::roll::grin:
dog man // Aug 14, 2007 at 8:11 am

I yelled at your mom because I was drunk
rofl lol
Samantha // Oct 17, 2008 at 1:59 pm

Mine is: I did the macarena with a spoon because Im big bird is my leader and i do whatever he says