Our strange and wacky bra news has taken a turn for the stranger. Are you wondering what to get your significant other for this Christmas? Why not knit him a Willie warmer.
It is the perfect gift to keep your hunny’s penis warm this Winter season. Wee Willie Warmers. Available in three sizes for proper fit. Should you not be able to knit, you can always ask your mother or grandmother to help you out.
Get your patterns via Danglie Bits or Swampcrone
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Wrote: Nov 17, 2005 at 6:26 pm
Well this would certainly be an interesting gift..lol and don’t know anyone that can knit my Mom crochets blankets but she doesn’t knit.
So I guess no wee willie warmer here but still a nice gift idea for your significant other this Christmas:)
That’s what makes Todays-Woman so great is the great people there with all these great entertaining ideas:)
Steve
Wrote: Nov 20, 2005 at 12:51 am
I should warn you, the wee willies are boutonnière-sized. ahem… Some guys may be a bit peeved at the sizing.
There are knit and crochet versions that really can be worn. Scotsmen love them for the local faires. A bit of privacy and warmth. Warning! A warmer should be donned before getting into “The Whole Nine Yards” kilt. Okay, all kilts. Otherwise, they will have “slippage”. Those patterns are at-
Knit: http://www.dangliebits.com/kwillie.html
Crochet: http://www.dangliebits.com/cwillie.html
Or for her, a knitted thong, if one doesn’t mind “fanny-floss”: http://www.dangliebits.com/kwillie2.html
All patterns have a printer-friendly version too. Have fun and keep laughing.
Debra, Keeper of the warmer patterns
I make dangliebits, like in jewelry. Ahem
Wrote: Nov 20, 2005 at 1:03 am
Thank you Debra for the warning. LOL Have fun!
Wrote: Aug 1, 2006 at 11:57 am
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Wrote: Aug 11, 2006 at 12:35 pm
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Wrote: Sep 1, 2006 at 4:46 pm
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Wrote: Dec 13, 2009 at 7:39 pm
Ok, I couldn’t help but comment here! I had to think about it, but hey this is a legitimate gift! I would love one, it was 6 degrees here last week while I was building a detached garage, was REALLY cold!